2 Responses to “My Name is Khan Wallpaper”

1. Atiq on March 13th, 2010 7:00 pm
   Most interesting line written
   on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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   .
   .
   .
   .
   .
   .
   Excuse me !
   My face is above.;-)
   Love is a gamble,
   Sex is a game,
   Boyz do the thing
   Girls get the blame,
   1 night in pleasure
   9 months of pain
   1 day in hospital and
   a junior needs a name
   What’s an average 6 inch long
   Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
   ?
   ?
   ?
   ?
   A:1000- rupee currency note.!
   Always think positive
   Let me kiss ur lips,
   let me feel ur teeth,
   let me feel ur tongue.
   SMILE!
   This is ur friend
   “PEPSODENT”
   reminding you to brush ur teeth,
   Twice a day Everyday
   Girl:It’s 2 tight
   Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
   Gal:Push it in,
   Boy:Ah..I can’t,
   Gal:It’s painful,
   Boy:Forget it.
   .
   .
   .
   .
   We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
   Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
   “can kids of our age have kids?”
   Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
   Boy said to girl :
   “see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
   A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
   and
   say
   that i will do anything to pass in the exams
   and professor says
   NOW OPEN YOUR
2. Atiq on March 13th, 2010 7:01 pm
   Most interesting line written
   on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
   .
   .
   .
   .
   .
   .
   .
   Excuse me !
   My face is above.;-)
   Love is a gamble,
   Sex is a game,
   Boyz do the thing
   Girls get the blame,
   1 night in pleasure
   9 months of pain
   1 day in hospital and
   a junior needs a name
   What’s an average 6 inch long
   Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
   ?
   ?
   ?
   ?
   A:1000- rupee currency note.!
   Always think positive
   Let me kiss ur lips,
   let me feel ur teeth,
   let me feel ur tongue.
   SMILE!
   This is ur friend
   “PEPSODENT”
   reminding you to brush ur teeth,
   Twice a day Everyday
   Girl:It’s 2 tight
   Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
   Gal:Push it in,
   Boy:Ah..I can’t,
   Gal:It’s painful,
   Boy:Forget it.
   .
   .
   .
   .
   We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
   Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
   “can kids of our age have kids?”
   Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
   Boy said to girl :
   “see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
   A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
   and
   say
   that i will do anything to pass in the exams
   and professor says
   NOW OPEN YOURNa Muskurane Ko Dil Karta Hai,
   Na Aasoo Bhaane Ko Dil Karta Hai.
   Kya Kahen Jab Aapki Yaad Aati Hai,
   aap Ke Paas Aane Ko Dil Karta Hai.

   Meri aankhon main sawan ki jhari rhati hai,
   Jesay koi kashti driya main khari rehti hai..
   Dekh teri yaad main kitna madhosh hoon main,
   Dunia ko meri or mujhe teri pari rehti hai…

   Aaj phir teri yaad aai barish ko dekh kar,
   Dil pe zor na raha apni bebasi ko dekh kar,
   Roye is qadar mai ae Dost k barish bhe tham gaye meri barish ko dekh kar ..

   Kisi ko meri yaad aye howe ik arsa howa
   Nighaiin hain Heeran to dil hay Tarsa howa
   Is tarah khamosh hain yeh nighaein aur yeh lab mere
   JESE KHAMOSH HO KOI BADAL BARSA HOWA…

   Waqt mile to hame yaad karlena.
   pal pal na sahee din mein ek bar yaad karlena,
   log honge aap ké zindagee mai hazaar par hum jaisa nahe milega itna yaad karlena.

   Bagair jane pehchane ikrar na kijiye,
   Muskura kar dil ko bekarar na kijiye,
   Gulab bhi de jate hai zakhm gehra kabi kabi,
   Har Gulab par yu aitbaar na kijiye.
   Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko,
   Chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko.
   Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi,
   To tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko.
   Tujhe […]
   Hum nay kisi ki yaad may rona he choor diya
   Apni zindagi ko talash karna he choor diya
   Sab beeti hui batain bhula dee hum nay
   Ab dil may mazii bsana choor diya hum nay
   Kantoon say bhar detay hain log daman
   Hum nay anghan may naey phool khilana he choor diya
   Kabhi na mangain gay bheek kisi k pyaar ki
   Isi […]
   Muqaddar ke sitaron per
   zameen ki isharon per
   udaasi ke kinaron per
   kabhi weran shehron mein
   kabhi sunsan rahon per
   kabhi hairan aankhon mein
   kabhi bejaan lamhon main
   tumhari yaad holey se
   koi sargoshi karti hai
   yeh palkain bheeg jati hain
   do aansu toot ke girte hain
   main palkon ko jhukata hoon
   bazahir muskurata hoon
   faqat itna hi kehta hoon
   mujhe kitna satatey ho
   mujhe tum yaad aate ho
   bohot hi […]
   umr kay har warak pe Dil ko Nazar
   teray mehr o wafa kay baab aaye
   Kar raha tha ghum e jahaan ka Hisaab
   Aaj tum yaad bay hisaab aaye
   Woh khatam Qaid ki Miyad bhi nehi karta
   Magar main zeihmat-e-Faryad bhi nehi karta
   Kabhi kabhi woh mujhy itna yaad aata hai
   MAin ziddh mein aa kar ousey yaad bhi nehi karta..

   Udas nazron mai bhi khuwab milain gaiy,
   kahin kantay to kahin gulaab milain gaiy,
   Meray dil ki kitab ko apni nazar se perh k dekho,
   kahin aap ki yaad to kahin aap milain gaiy.

   aaj phir yaad teri ayee hai
   aaj phir raat kat na payegi
   aaj phir nain barsenge
   aaj phir neend rooth jayegi
   aaj phir dil tuje pukarega
   aaj phir aass toot jayegi..
   Tumko Chahne Wale Kam Na Honge
   Waqt Ke Sath Magar Ham Na Honge
   Apna Pyar Chahe Kisi Ko Bhi Dena
   Par Teri Yaad Ke Hakdar Ham Hi Honge..

   Udas nazron mai bhi khuwab milain gaiy,
   kahin kantay to kahin gulaab milain gaiy,
   Meray dil ki kitab ko apni nazar se perh k dekho,
   kahin aap ki yaad to kahin aap milain gaiy.

   aaj phir yaad teri ayee hai
   aaj phir raat kat na payegi
   aaj phir nain barsenge
   aaj phir neend rooth jayegi
   aaj phir dil tuje pukarega
   aaj phir aass toot jayegi..
   Tumko Chahne Wale Kam Na Honge
   Waqt Ke Sath Magar Ham Na Honge
   Apna Pyar Chahe Kisi Ko Bhi Dena
   Par Teri Yaad Ke Hakdar Ham Hi Honge..

   Jinhein Bhulaney Mein Yaro, Barey Zamaney Lagay
   Jub Dil Dukha Tou Wohi Loog Yaad Aney Lagey,,

   Ye Pyari Nigahein Yaad Rahengi
   Milkar Na Milne Ki Ada Yaad Rahegi
   Mumkin Nahi Ki Main Tumhe Bhula Dun
   Aur Umar Bhar Tumhe Bhi Meri Yaad Rahegi,,,

   hum nay Maana K tumhein yaad hum reh jaein gay
   magar jo kaam jabar say ho,.. hamein GAwara nahi.

   chori chori hum se tum aakar mile the jis jagah
   muddatein guzri hai per ab tak woh thikana yad hai ..

   Hum Yaad Aaye Tu Theek Warna Bhula Dena
   Ho Koi Khata Humse To Humen Saza Dena
   Wesy To Hai Hum Geelay Kaghaz Ki Manind
   Likha Jaye Tu Theek Warna Jala Dena…

   I wish moon always be full & bright !!!
   U always be cool & right!!!
   Whenever u go to switch off the light,
   Remember that I am wishing u Good Night……
   Love. All my life I have read about it,
   dreamt of it,
   waited for it,
   cried for it,
   needed it.
   Now with you, I have found it.

   Take it Light G,
   Miss Me Slight G,
   Never Do Fight G,
   Have Fun Might G,
   Eat Good Diet G,
   Try Flying a Kite G,
   Be Alwayz Happy Right G,
   &
   G0o0d Night G,

   Night is Silent
   Night is Beautiful
   Night is Calm
   Night is Quiet..
   But
   Night is not complete
   Without Wishing U
   Good night.

   Aye shona u are you ready to party tonight,with angels & gods love which gives heavenly lite.sleep my baby, sleep tight as ur love wishes you a beautiful good night.

   Close your eyes,
   Concentrate your mind &
   Pray to god about the things
   That you want
   GOD must fulfill your prayer…
   Have a nice sleep…

   GOOD NIGHT…
   Have a
   “salt Dreamz…”
   Bcoz daily sweet is not
   Good for U’r health,take care…
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   Take some time to smile when you’re sad.. to rest when you’re tired.. to love if you’re feeling empty.. & to
   let go if you need to. time endures, time heals. in this life, just take some time for yourself….
   Good Night
   ()““() WAIT!
   (”( ‘o’ )”)
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   ( . )
   DON’T SLEEP YET!
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   I have to pray & ask
   Ask Allah 2 take care
   Of “U” when “U” r Sleep.

   Night doesnt become beautiful with star studded sky full moon,It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
   and let stars & moon admire ur innocence..Good night,

   Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
   LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I’m sharing all with U…
   Good Morning!
   The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it’s time 2 wake up gd morning…
   I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day
   Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world???i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling…Good Morning….
   There are hundreds of languages in the world
   but a smile speaks them all.
   And the best smile is the one which shines through troubles
   Goood Morning!!!
   Keep Smiling….

   A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!
   Mörning is ä wöndérfülöppörtünity
   2 Präy 2 Lövé 2 Cäré 2 Smilé
   And tö Thånk Allah för äll bléssings wé récéivéd.
   G¤¤d M¤rning.

   SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY.…Dont get confused ,oh Ho SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You…..Have A wonderful day…. Good Morning
   Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U…..Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice….!!!**Good morning**
   All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who cares to color ur day…G@@D M@RNING…..Hav a Nice Day..
   New day new blessing.Don’t let yesterday’s failures ruin the beauty of today,b’coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness…..
   Good Morning…
   Dr’s prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr’s fee… whole Day think of me….G@@D Morning…
   May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love
   Har pal ne kaha ek pal se,Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao,
   pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho,
   ki har pal tum hi yaad aao!
   Plz give me a kissshocked???????????????daro mat?????kiss means
   k-koii- interestings- smss- send karo
   Love is a bird:
   u hold it tightly,
   it dies.
   hold it lightly,
   it flies.
   hold it nicely,
   it shits in ur hands..
   moral:
   FORGET LOVE,,
   just ……………… flirt
   Open with Love…
   If I disturb U
   I am Sorry!
   But I need
   To Say
   I…
   Love…
   Disturbing you…
   The rain makes all things beautiful.
   The grass & flowers 2.
   If rain makes all things beautiful
   why doesn’t it rain on you?
   May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R..

   Someone ask me to describe u in two words he expect me to answer The Best but i did not answer i just smiled and said No Comparison..

   In life when you get troubles, don’t get nervous… Just close your eyes and follow ur heart… b’coz heart may be in left…. but it is always right..

   Love your friends, As they love U, But never hate them when they hate U, Give your smile to everyone but give your heart to Only 1..

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